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Playfully snarky holiday candle with a bold, text-first label that reads a readable one-liner for party-season humor. The design uses high-contrast holiday hues and clean lettering to deliver quick visual punch — a small, scent-forward soy candle that adds cozy aroma while signaling low-key party energy. Fits the “Holiday Party Survival Humor” trend with a friendly, introvert-ready joke aesthetic you can set on a mantle or desk during seasonal gatherings. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and glass jar - One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) with 50–60 hours burn time - Glossy permanent adhesive label with bold, high-contrast typography - Choose from 12 aromatic scents including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, and Unscented - Reusable glass vessel; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

I’m Just Here for the Cake Candle | Holiday Party Survival, Festive Humor

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