A cheeky, readable holiday tote printed with a bold, text-first one-liner that leans into party-wear humor and social fatigue. The artwork places a punchy, high-contrast phrase in classic holiday reds with simple festive accents, matching the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend’s snarky-but-friendly tone. Lightweight to carry yet sturdy, it’s a functional accessory that signals playful reluctance toward small talk while fitting easily into holiday outings and errand runs. Product features - 100% cotton canvas - Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² / 406.9 g/m²) - Flat corners (no gusset) - Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching - Available in natural and black; sewn-in label; sourced from India Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry