Snarky, readable holiday humor printed on a cozy unisex hoodie that nods to social exhaustion with a warm, festive color palette. The front-centered text art reads like a quick party one-liner, set in bold, high-contrast lettering with small seasonal motifs to underline the joke without being literal. Styled for easy legibility and casual wear, this hoodie fits the “holiday party survival” trend with approachable, introvert-friendly humor that reads across a room. Product features - 50% cotton, 50% polyester fabric (Heather Sport colors 60% polyester, 40% cotton) - Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched woven cord - Classic fit with tear-away label and double-lined hood - DTF inner neck label; prints made with DTG (DTF used for sleeve/wrist prints and some details) Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed