Snarky, text-first tote that leans into holiday social exhaustion with a short, readable one-liner and simple festive accents. The bold, high-contrast lettering sits on a neutral canvas block with small seasonal motifs, giving a retro-meets-minimal vibe that reads from across a room. It fits the Holiday Party Survival Humor trend by pairing approachable sans/retro-style type with classic holiday colors for quick visual impact and instant recognition at gatherings. Product features - 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz/yd² fabric - Flat corners construction (no gusset) - Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching - Sewn-in label; sourced from India - Available in natural and black colors; adult sizing Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry