“I Survived the Holiday Party” scented soy candle pairs cheeky, text-first humor with cozy seasonal fragrance. The bold, readable headline on a classic red background and simple cartoon characters deliver snarky, introvert-friendly energy that aligns with holiday survival humor and festive humor searches. Choose from warm seasonal scents like Christmas Warmth or Cinnamon Vanilla to bring the joke into living rooms and office desks while a reusable glass jar keeps the look tidy after burning. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Unscented) - One size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm) - Glossy permanent adhesive label; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.