Playful, text-forward holiday candle that leans into the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend with a bold, readable one-liner and cozy seasonal scent options. The label features a cheeky snack-focused message in high-contrast type with a warm, retro-inspired illustration—made for introverts and small-talk avoiders who want a lighthearted way to acknowledge party fatigue. Available in classic seasonal and neutral fragrances, the soy candle adds a wink of humor and seasonal aroma to mantels, desks, or entryway tables. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick, glass jar - Burning time: 50–60 hours - Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label - Compliant with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts - Choose from 12 aromatic scents (including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Unscented) Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.