Casual crewneck sweatshirt with a bold, text-first design riffing on holiday party fatigue—clean black lettering on a light background reads like a deadpan one-liner that resonates with introverts and anyone dodging small talk. The artwork uses high-contrast, easy-to-read type and small festive accents to nod to seasonal gatherings while keeping the message snarky and relatable. Fits into the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend with readable, punchy copy that reads across a room at office parties or casual holiday meetups. Product features - 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) - Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitched seams - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar with seam - Embroidery available on left/center/large center chest and wrists; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels - Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliance Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean