New Year, Same Me tee — a clean, text-forward holiday humor shirt that leans into party-wear sarcasm. Bold, high-contrast sans lettering sits inside a soft square backdrop with tiny confetti accents, using classic holiday-neutral colors for instant readability. The design matches the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend with a short, punchy one-liner that reads at a glance and keeps the mood light for introverts and social-weary hosts. Lightweight 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton keeps this shirt breathable and easy to layer under sweaters or jackets. The retail crew fit and tidy neckline make it suitable for casual office parties or low-key holiday gatherings, while the straightforward typography and small decorative marks make the joke unmistakable from across a room. Product features - 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, Bella Canvas 3001 (lightweight) - Retail fit with crew neckline - With side seams for shape retention - Sleeve and neck label printed using DTF/DTG techniques - Tear-away label; REACH certified; adult sizes; sourced from Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean