A text-first, snarky canvas tote featuring a bold, high-contrast one-liner about holiday social fatigue. The blocky sans text sits centered on a natural or black heavy cotton canvas, using classic seasonal tones and clear typography to read instantly across crowded parties or markets. This straightforward, humorous design taps the “holiday party survival” vibe — a relatable wink for anyone dodging small talk while carrying snacks or essentials. Product features - 100% Cotton canvas - Heavy fabric (12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²)) - Flat corners (no gusset) - Carrying handles with reinforced stitching - Available in natural and black colors Care instructions - Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron. - Spot clean - Do not bleach - Line dry