A soft velveteen plush blanket printed with a bold, text-first one-liner in high-contrast holiday hues. The design reads as a short, snarky holiday quip set in an approachable sans/rounded style with small festive accents for instant legibility and seasonal context. It fits the ‘Holiday Party Survival Humor’ trend by turning social fatigue into a friendly, readable joke people can drape over their laps at gatherings or keep on the couch for post-party recovery. Product features - Double needle topstitch on all seams - 100% polyester (SPOKE and Printify Choice) or 83% Polyester and 17% Spandex (Miami Sublimation) - Your print goes on one side of the blanket in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)) that feels extra soft to the touch - Age restrictions: For adults Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product