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A cheeky holiday soy candle that pairs readable party-humor text with a cozy seasonal scent — a calm, snarky spin on festive overwhelm. The label uses bold, high-contrast typography with a playful snowman illustration and the punchy line referencing “holiday party” survival, matching the trend’s short, readable humor. Available in a range of winter-forward fragrances, the candle offers comforting burn time for quiet moments after socializing or to set a mellow mood during hectic gatherings. Product features - 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick - Reusable glass vessel with glossy permanent adhesive label - Burning time: 50-60 hours - Complies with ASTM safety standards; assembled in the USA - Choose from 12 aromatic scents (including Christmas Warmth, Cinnamon Vanilla, Unscented) Care instructions - Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

Surviving Another Holiday Party Candle | funny holiday survival, party humor

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